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Thursday, May 20th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
racist white jokes…
White Joke 01
How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.
White Joke 02
How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball.
White Joke 03
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months
White Joke 04
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw
White Joke 05
How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.
White Joke 06
How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
White Joke 07
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!
White Joke 08
What did the white man do before his blood test? He studied.
White Joke 09
What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.
White Joke 10
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both black people with white faces.
White Joke 11
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl? Crackers
White Joke 12
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.
White Joke 13
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
White Joke 14
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
White Joke 15
What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city? A Maryland championship.
White Joke 16
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching.
White Joke 17
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? A hockey victory.
White Joke 18
What do you call a white cop? Police brutality.
White Joke 19
What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?” A contestant.
White Joke 20
What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A taxi.
White Joke 21
What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer.
White Joke 22
What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim.
White Joke 23
what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
White Joke 24
What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? “Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
White Joke 25
What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
White Joke 26
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions? He writes a letter.
White Joke 27
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you”
White Joke 28
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They’re both stuck up cunts.
White Joke 29
What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations.
White Joke 30
What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
White Joke 31
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
White Joke 32
What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch? The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.
White Joke 33
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
White Joke 34
What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
White Joke 35
White people think T-shirts are underwear.
White Joke 36
Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes.
White Joke 37
Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
White Joke 38
Why did white people own slaves? They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
White Joke 39
Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.
White Joke 40
Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
White Joke 41
You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia…I’d say we’re pretty lucky.
White Joke 42
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”
White Joke 43
A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers!”
White Joke 44
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
The nurse says: “She had twins.”
He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”
She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.”
White Joke 45
What’s white and twelve inches long? Nothing!
i havent read all these, but i think these are the black guy to white guy racist jokes.....
Friday, May 21st, 2010 at 4:25 am
tired of seeing this when i log in.
Friday, May 21st, 2010 at 12:51 pm
So do people from England make fun of the way we talk???
And if you want jokes about white people.....go look up some redneck jokes, don't think I've ever met a black, asian, polish, or mexican redneck before, and I live in northern Wisconsin, aka, redneck alley
Re: Re: jokes
Friday, May 21st, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Go to Texas they got a whole new way to define redneck. black redneck=Cowboy Troy, Asian redneck=welp i went to school with an asian shit kicker funny thing is his mom owned a doughnut shop, mexican welp their are plenty. Polish what the fuck aren't Polish white folk any way. Now up north in Wisconsin is what i like to call the Wilderness Redneck yup Huk you are your own breed.
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