Straying from Gradius

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delta
Watcher
Straying from Gradius
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 at 3:54 am
Through my prayers, Gradius has informed me that one of his dwarven priests, a cleric named Method, has strayed from His true path. Instead of enjoying the might of Gradius through mining, smithing, and killing the vile, he has joined a band of righteous do-gooders, the self-proclaimed, so-called Seekers of the Damned. If it is anyone who is damned, it is that dwarf!

However, Gradius does realize that young, overzealous dwarves do make mistakes. He has not ordered the immediate destruction of this dwarf; rather, all other dwarves should attempt to convert him and lead him back to the true path. Violence will be not used unless necessary at a later time.

- Delta, Chosen Priest of Gradius

Ocelot
Dungeonmaster
Re: Straying from Gradius
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 at 10:53 am
LOL whatever! You need to thwack him on the head with a warhammer! That'll right his senses! No violence? WTF? That's SO not the Gradius way! Are YOU straying from the path? Towards CERIS maybe? Smile

Either thwack him on the head with a hammer, or give him ale therapy! i.e. make him drink until he throws up, and then do it again, until he is set right in his ways!
"There's nothing wrong with shooting, so long as the right people get shot." --Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in Magnum Force

delta
Watcher
Re: Straying from Gradius
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
By not using violence, I mean not killing him, yet. All other means are permissible.