Just a few a drunken doggie thought up....

Input:Beer cujo

Output:You offer a toast to cujo

Input:Beer cujo aramon

output:You offer a toast to Aramon with cujo.



Input: huh

Output: You pull an odd face



Input: Blonde

Output: You are having a Blonde moment.


Input: Hump

Output: You hump everything that moves.

Input: Hump Cujo

Output: You ravenously hump cujo's leg



Input: Um (or) Homie (from in living color... Homie the clown)

Output: Cujo doesn't think so.




THE END
RATED :R

OOOOO!


Input: Mrt (short for mr. T)

Output: Cujo pities the fool

excuse
You excuse yourself.

excuse dominus
You excuse Dominus.


Useful response for farting, burping, sneezing, and generally non acceptable behavior.