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Rowboats Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 at 5:03 pmEdits: 2 Last Edit: Tue, 5 Jun 2007 8:24 pm
What's the best way to go from Breakwater to Drakken Port?
By rowboat of course! : l Rowboat Dock You are at the rowboat dock of Breakwater Point. You are standing at the edge of the rowboat dock of Breakwater Point. In front of you, several rowboats are lined up in the water, anchored to the dock with a single rope. Each of the rowboats can carry up to four passengers. The more talented the members of the boat are, the faster the boat will move. Be warned though, that riders without oars will only slow your boat down by adding extra weight! Obvious exits: green rowboat, red rowboat, blue rowboat, yellow rowboat. You see Pacis the Intelligent Mage, Gank the Dexterous Thief, Zerk the Robust Berserker, Bob the Strong Wino. You see John Hancock the Dockmaster. : ask john John Hancock belts out loudly, "Welcome to the rowboat docks! Are you ready to row?" : ask john row John Hancock whispers to you, "I have some secrets to share. Ask me about one of your attributes!" : ask john strength John Hancock says, "Strength will help you move more distance each stroke." John Hancock flexes his muscles. : ask john dexterity John Hancock says, "Dexterity will you make faster strokes." : ask john constitution John Hancock says, "Constitution will help you last longer before you tire out of rowing. : ask john intelligence John Hancock says, "Being smart will help you reduce the amount of energy consumed per stroke. : ask john piety John Hancock says, "You should have prayed to the fisher god! Then you could be swimming!" : ask john stroke John Hancock says, "You can buy oars from me." : selection john John Hancock is currently selling: 1) pair of oars: 1000gp : purchase oars john You pay John Hancock 1000 gold pieces. John Hancock says, "Thank you very much. Here is your pair of oars." : wield oars You wield a pair of oars. You're ready to row your boat! Pacis the Intelligent Mage boards the green rowboat. Gank the Dexterous Thief boards the green rowboat. Zerk the Robust Berserker boards the green rowboat. Bob the Strong Wino boards the green boat. ### Bob group mentioned, "Didn't it say only four people per rowboat?" : board green You attempt to boat the green rowboat. You are too heavy! Delta's immense weight capsizes the green rowboat. The entire crew falls into the water. : go dock You climb back onto the dock. Pacis casts a teleport spell on Bob. Bob turns translucent and disappears. Pacis the Intelligent Mage boards the green rowboat. Gank the Dexterous Thief boards the green rowboat. Zerk the Robust Berserker boards the green rowboat. : board green You attempt to board the green rowboat. You are too clumsy! Delta's imbalance capsizes the green rowboat. The entire crew falls into the water. : go dock You climb back onto the dock. Pacis the Intelligent Mage boards the green rowboat. Gank the Dexterous Thief boards the green rowboat. Zerk the Robust Berserker boards the green rowboat. : prep You prepare for traps. : board green You attempt to board the green rowboat. You successfully find a seat on the rowboat. The Breakwater Point rowboats are departing soon. : tap You tap your foot impatiently. The Breakwater Point rowboats set off for Drakken Port. The dock worker unties your rope, and you push off into the sea. : row Your muscles strain as your oars push against the water. Delta rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Pacis rows the green rowboat 3 yards. Gank rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Zerk rows the green rowboat 8 yards. Gank rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Gank rows the green rowboat 5 yards. ### Gank group mentioned, "Damn, I'm fast!" : boat You have rowed 31 yards from Breakwater Point. You are 969 yards away from Drakken Port. : row Your muscles strain as your oars push against the water. Delta rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Pacis rows the green rowboat 3 yards. Pacis collapses from exhaustion! Gank rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Gank rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Zerk rows the green rowboat 8 yards. : row Your muscles strain as your oars push against the water. Delta rows the green rowboat 5 yards. You collapse from exhaustion! : row Please wait 30 seconds. Gank rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Gank rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Gank collapses from exhaustion! Zerk rows the green rowboat 8 yards. ### Zerk group mentioned, "Damn, good thing trolls are robust!" Zerk rows the green rowboat 8 yards. Zerk rows the green rowboat 8 yards. Zerk rows the green rowboat 8 yards. Pacis has regained her strength. You have regained your strength. Gank has regained his strength. : l Green Rowboat You are sitting in a green rowboat. You are sitting in a small green rowboat that passengers can take between Breakwater Point and Drakken Port. Be careful though! If you rock the boat too much, it will capsize, and you may be lost in the waters forever! Obvious exits: water. You see Pacis the Intelligent Mage, Gank the Dexterous Thief, Zerk the Robust Berserker. ### Zerk group mentioned, "Oh crap, I left my hazy potion in Breakwater!" ### Zerk group mentioned, "I'll be right back." ### Pacis group mentioned, "NOOooooo....!" Zerk goes to the water. ### Sadly, Zerk drowned to death. ### Gank group mentioned, "Oh man, free hazy potion!" ### Gank group mentioned, "Let's turn this boat around!" Gank attempts to orient the green rowboat towards Breakwater Point. : orient breakwater You attempt to orient the green rowboat towards Breakwater Point. Pacis atempts to orient the green rowboat towards Breakwater Point. The green rowboat changes directions and is now pointed towards Breakwater Point. : row Your muscles strain as your oars push against the water. Delta rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Pacis rows the green rowboat 3 yards. Gank rows the green rowboat 5 yards. You are caught in a strong current! The current drives you back 20 yards. : row Your muscles strain as your oars push against the water. Delta rows the green rowboat 5 yards. Pacis rows the green rowboat 3 yards. Gank rows the green rowboat 5 yards. You are caught in a strong current! The current drives you back 1000 yards. You arrive at Drakken Port. ### Gank group mentioned, "Damn, lost a hazy." | ||
Re: Rowboats Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
holy crap that was a cool story .
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Re: Rowboats Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
That was fun... I wanna rowboat now =(
Maybe we can get an outboard motor on that sucker and push it 25hp all the way to BW or Drakken. Mwahahahaha. 25 horses of polluting damage! No one likes sealife any way. Lower the trim all the way. Wait... Oh... Yea this is a vote FOR rowboats. Cause at the very least it would be a hilarious social addition. And practical for those who have the patience to attempt a journey accross the ocean in a rowboat. | ||
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