Highport Municipal Clinic

You are in the Highport Municipal clinic.
Obvious exits: east.
You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy.
You see four doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken).

(104 H 75 M): TICK: MP - 85(+10)
(104 H 85 M): Snoozy says, "k so there is this farm family".
(104 H 85 M): #.
(104 H 85 M): tell mort whats the combo
You sent "whats the combo" to Mortiferous.
(104 H 85 M): Snoozy speaks, "and they are going though some hard times".
(104 H 85 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 85 M): TICK: MP - 95(+10)
(104 H 95 M): A surgeon just arrived.
(104 H 95 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 95 M): TICK: MP - 100(+5)
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): tell git remember blown bubbles as a kid?
You sent "remember blown bubbles as a kid?" to Gitan.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "and one night the father wakes up, goes downstairs to get a glass of water".
(104 H 100 M): )".
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 10
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Highport Municipal Clinic

You are in the Highport Municipal clinic.
Obvious exits: east.
You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy.
You see four doctors, a surgeon.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken).

(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "he looks out the window and is in shock to see the ONLY cow they had left head in the feild...".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hes like omfg really fuckin really?????!!!??".
(104 H 100 M): Your magical shield dissipates.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "and goes over to the gunrack and grabs the gun and shoots himself".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "the mom hears a noise and wakes up".
(104 H 100 M): ### Gitan just flashed, "lol".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "notices the husband isn't there".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The Seawolf is about to depart from Highport.
(104 H 100 M): tell git he says hi :P
You sent "he says hi :P" to Gitan.
(104 H 100 M): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

You are in the Highport Municipal clinic.
Obvious exits: east.
You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy.
You see four doctors, a surgeon.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken).

(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "and goes downstairs and notices her husband dead on the floor".
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): ".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she walks over and then also notices the cow dead in the feild".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
The doctor washes his hands.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she walks over to the closet and ties a noose and hangs herself".

(104 H 100 M): (104 H 100 M): A doctor just wanders away.
scout s
(104 H 100 M): You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "a while later the kid wakes up".
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

You are in the Highport Municipal clinic.
Obvious exits: east.
You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy.
You see four doctors, a surgeon.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken).

(104 H 100 M): listen
You listen carefully.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "comes downstairs to find his dad dead on the floor and his mom hanging in the closet".
(104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): stare
nod
You stare emptily into space.
(104 H 100 M): You nod.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hes like well now im fucked im 8....".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "so he tries to figure out how he can even kill himself".
(104 H 100 M): The Seawolf sets sail for Drakken Port.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "he remembers his mom telling him how dangerout the river is and to never go near it".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "so he decides to go jump in and that should do it".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "he gets to the river and right as hes about to jump in...".
(104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): A surgeon just wanders away.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "a mermaid pops out of the water and tells him to stop".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy smirks wryly.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she says little boy what are you doing".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "i woke up to find my mom and dad dead and im going to kill myself".
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
The doctor just wanders to the east.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she replies what if i can bring your parents back?".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the little boy is like wtf".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "shes like if you do me a favor i will bring your parents back to life".
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M):
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the little boy agrees quickly asking what the favor is".
The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the mermaid looks at the boy and says i want you to fuck me 3 times".
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor says, "So many wounded, so little help!"
(104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
A doctor just wanders away.
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the boy looks at her confussed and says with a smirk why not 10 times".
(104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): The doctor washes his hands.
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the mermaid looks shocked and agrees".
(104 H 100 M): A surgeon just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "a moment later the boy yells WAIT!".
(104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she asks waht".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy looks less resistant to water.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the boy says wait wait wait what if fucking you 10 times kills you like it did the cow?".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy smirks wryly.

104 H 100 M): Gitan says, "two vampires walk into a bar".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "such a long joke and way better with words but still priceless".
(104 H 100 M): Gitan speaks, "the first one orders blood".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Gitan says, "the second one orders hot water".
(104 H 100 M): Gitan speaks, "the first looks at the second and says what the fuck".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Gitan says, "so the second whips out a bloody tampon and says havent you ever heard of teabags".

104 H 58 M): Snoozy speaks, "lil racist but fuck yall".
(104 H 58 M): Snoozy smirks wryly.
(104 H 58 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 58 M): TICK: MP - 68(+10)
The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 68 M): A doctor just wanders away.
(104 H 68 M): Gitan says, "i like racist jokes".
(104 H 68 M): Gitan smirks wryly.
(104 H 68 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 68 M): TICK: MP - 78(+10)
(104 H 78 M): TICK: MP - 88(+10)
(104 H 88 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 88 M): TICK: MP - 98(+10)
(104 H 98 M): Snoozy says, "so there is this black guy and hes working his first day at this new job as a bartender".
(104 H 98 M): Player saved.
(104 H 98 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 98 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 98 M): ### Zerk the Half-Giant Bloodthirsty Titan (Dragon Warriors) just logged in.
(104 H 98 M): TICK: MP - 100(+2)
(104 H 100 M): jig
You get jiggy with it.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "and this little chinese man walks in, sits down on a stool infront of him and looks at him and says... hey nigger get me a beer".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): ### Sadly, Txiv Neeb the Great Shaman of the Caves was killed by Zerk.
A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the bartender is in shock but is new and really needs this job so he decides to just quietly get the man his beer and say nothing".
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor says, "So many wounded, so little help!"
(104 H 100 M): ### Zerk just logged off.
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy's feet hit the ground.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy floats down to the ground.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the man sits there for about 15 mins or so drinking his beer, gets up and walks out".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "the next day the same thing happens".
(104 H 100 M):
(104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "again the bartender wanting to say something doesn't in fear of losing his job".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "after the 3rd day of this he cant take it".
The doctor just wanders to the east.
The doctor says, "So many wounded, so little help!"
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "every day the same thing hey nigger get me a beer".
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hey nigger get me a beer....".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "over and over so he decides to say something".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hey buddy! why don't you stand behind the bar for a minute and ill show you what its like...".
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just wanders away.
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "the chinese man silently stands up and walks behind the bar still sipping his beer".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The Gilded Edge departs for An'honi Island.
(104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the black bartender walks out of the bar and walks back in and says... hey chink get me a fuckin beer!".
(104 H 100 M): ### Sadly, Rabaka the Troll Queen was killed by Mortiferous.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the chinese man looks at him and says... hey get the fuck out we dont serve blacks".

Seril wrote:

Snoozy says, "the chinese man looks at him and says... hey get the fuck out we dont serve blacks".

Not the way I tell it, but still kinda funny

## Snoozy just flashed, "so these 2 black guys are doubling on a bike along a long country road in the middle of buttfuck nowhere".
### Snoozy just flashed, "they hit a small rock and go flying off the bike into a ditch".
### Snoozy just flashed, "they get up, dust themselves off and look to notice there bikes front tire is just FUCKED".
(263 H 55 M): TICK: HP - 272(+9)
(272 H 55 M): TICK: MP - 60(+5)
(272 H 60 M): ### Snoozy just flashed, "they start freaking out... wtf are we going to do now.. we are in the middle of nowhere".
(272 H 60 M): TICK: MP - 65(+5)
(272 H 65 M): ### Raizor just logged off.
(272 H 65 M): ### Snoozy just flashed, "the nearest town is like 20 miles from here... DAMNIT".
### Snoozy just flashed, "so they start walking...".
### Snoozy just flashed, "a while later they see a truck comming down the road... they decide to try to catch a ride to the next town as walking isn't
going to well".
(272 H 75 M): ### Snoozy just flashed, "the truck pulls over as they stick their thumbs up".
(272 H 75 M): TICK: MP - 80(+5)
(272 H 80 M): The screaming skull just flew to the southeast.
(272 H 80 M): ### Snoozy just flashed, "the truck driver jumps out and asks is there anything i can help you guys with?".
### Snoozy just flashed, "they reply our bike is broken and we need to get to the next town... could you possibly give us a lift".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the truck driver agrees to give them a ride but there is 1 issue".
### Snoozy just flashed, "there isn't enough room for both them up front so we asks them if it wold be ok if they sit back with the cargo".
### Snoozy just flashed, "they ask sure but what are you hauling? i dont want it to be dangerous back there".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the driver replies o im shipping a big order of bowling balls... yes they are dangerous but they are in plastic boxes and
are strapped in so they cant move so you should be fine".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the 2 black guys agree and hop up into the back of the truck with the cargo".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the truck starts driving towards the town but gets pulled over by a cop for speeding".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the officer asks the driver a few questions which he willingly answers".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the officer asks hey by the way what are you hauling?".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the driver replies bowling balls...".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the cop gives him a weird look and asks can i see them? this sounds a little fishy and i just want to make sure everything
is kosher".
(153 H 99 M): TICK: HP - 163(+10)
(163 H 99 M): ### Snoozy just flashed, "the driver agrees and jumps out of the truck to open the back doors for the officer to see".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the driver unlocks the door, swings it open and says see you can look for yourself".
(173 H 99 M): TICK: HP - 183(+10)
(183 H 99 M): ### Snoozy just flashed, "the officer steps up and looks.... turns ghost white... runs to his car and speeds off".
(183 H 99 M): ### Snoozy just flashed, "the driver is like wtf...".
### Snoozy just flashed, "the cop speeds as fast as he can back to town... jumps out of his car... runs back into the police station and yell...".
### Snoozy just flashed, "theres a truck full of nigger eggs headed this way... 2 have hatched and one has already stolen a bike".

(Gossip) Snoozy sent, "what do you call a politcally correct guy standing in a corner?"
(199 H 5 M): (Gossip) Mithas sent, "just a redneck living out in the sticks of wisconsin"

(Gossip) Snoozy sent, "what do you call a black guy flying a plane?"
You get 4424 gold coins.
You now have 115545 gold coins.
(213 H 3 M): You didn't find anything.
(213 H 3 M): Please wait 4 more seconds.
(213 H 3 M): k sk
You don't see that here.
(213 H 3 M): (Gossip) Mithas sent, "a dead nigger"
(213 H 3 M): (Gossip) Snoozy sent, "a pilot you racist"

I don't like these jokes. It's one thing to say them person-to-person, but to put them online is another thing.

I request that they get removed by the author first. If not, I would like Dom to remove them. RoH is supposed to be welcoming, and I do not like being associated with this type of stuff.

With all respect.
--Bodhi

Bodhi wrote:

I don't like these jokes. It's one thing to say them person-to-person, but to put them online is another thing. I request that they get removed by the author first. If not, I would like Dom to remove them. RoH is supposed to be welcoming, and I do not like being associated with this type of stuff. With all respect. --Bodhi

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Has anybody ever heard a white guy joke told by a black dude? or any other race dude? lol i've always wanted to hear them.