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jokes Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 at 12:12 amEdits: 1 Last Edit: Wed, 12 May 2010 12:16 am
Highport Municipal Clinic
You are in the Highport Municipal clinic. Obvious exits: east. You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy. You see four doctors. You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken). (104 H 75 M): TICK: MP - 85(+10) (104 H 85 M): Snoozy says, "k so there is this farm family". (104 H 85 M): #. (104 H 85 M): tell mort whats the combo You sent "whats the combo" to Mortiferous. (104 H 85 M): Snoozy speaks, "and they are going though some hard times". (104 H 85 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 85 M): TICK: MP - 95(+10) (104 H 95 M): A surgeon just arrived. (104 H 95 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 95 M): TICK: MP - 100(+5) (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): tell git remember blown bubbles as a kid? You sent "remember blown bubbles as a kid?" to Gitan. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "and one night the father wakes up, goes downstairs to get a glass of water". (104 H 100 M): )". (104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 10 (104 H 100 M): l Highport Municipal Clinic You are in the Highport Municipal clinic. Obvious exits: east. You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy. You see four doctors, a surgeon. You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken). (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "he looks out the window and is in shock to see the ONLY cow they had left head in the feild...". (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hes like omfg really fuckin really?????!!!??". (104 H 100 M): Your magical shield dissipates. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "and goes over to the gunrack and grabs the gun and shoots himself". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "the mom hears a noise and wakes up". (104 H 100 M): ### Gitan just flashed, "lol". (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "notices the husband isn't there". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): The Seawolf is about to depart from Highport. (104 H 100 M): tell git he says hi :P You sent "he says hi :P" to Gitan. (104 H 100 M): l Highport Municipal Clinic You are in the Highport Municipal clinic. Obvious exits: east. You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy. You see four doctors, a surgeon. You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken). (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "and goes downstairs and notices her husband dead on the floor". (104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): ". (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she walks over and then also notices the cow dead in the feild". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand. The doctor washes his hands. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she walks over to the closet and ties a noose and hangs herself". (104 H 100 M): (104 H 100 M): A doctor just wanders away. scout s (104 H 100 M): You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "a while later the kid wakes up". (104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): l Highport Municipal Clinic You are in the Highport Municipal clinic. Obvious exits: east. You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy. You see four doctors, a surgeon. You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken). (104 H 100 M): listen You listen carefully. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "comes downstairs to find his dad dead on the floor and his mom hanging in the closet". (104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): stare nod You stare emptily into space. (104 H 100 M): You nod. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hes like well now im fucked im 8....". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "so he tries to figure out how he can even kill himself". (104 H 100 M): The Seawolf sets sail for Drakken Port. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "he remembers his mom telling him how dangerout the river is and to never go near it". (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "so he decides to go jump in and that should do it". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "he gets to the river and right as hes about to jump in...". (104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): A surgeon just wanders away. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "a mermaid pops out of the water and tells him to stop". (104 H 100 M): Snoozy smirks wryly. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she says little boy what are you doing". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "i woke up to find my mom and dad dead and im going to kill myself". (104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand. The doctor just wanders to the east. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she replies what if i can bring your parents back?". (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the little boy is like wtf". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "shes like if you do me a favor i will bring your parents back to life". (104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived. (104 H 100 M): (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the little boy agrees quickly asking what the favor is". The doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the mermaid looks at the boy and says i want you to fuck me 3 times". (104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor says, "So many wounded, so little help!" (104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand. A doctor just wanders away. (104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the boy looks at her confussed and says with a smirk why not 10 times". (104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): The doctor washes his hands. (104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the mermaid looks shocked and agrees". (104 H 100 M): A surgeon just arrived. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "a moment later the boy yells WAIT!". (104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she asks waht". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy looks less resistant to water. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the boy says wait wait wait what if fucking you 10 times kills you like it did the cow?". (104 H 100 M): Snoozy smirks wryly. BOOOOM BITCH!!!
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Re: jokes Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 at 12:13 am
104 H 100 M): Gitan says, "two vampires walk into a bar".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "such a long joke and way better with words but still priceless". (104 H 100 M): Gitan speaks, "the first one orders blood". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Gitan says, "the second one orders hot water". (104 H 100 M): Gitan speaks, "the first looks at the second and says what the fuck". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Gitan says, "so the second whips out a bloody tampon and says havent you ever heard of teabags". BOOOOM BITCH!!!
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Re: jokes Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 at 12:22 am
104 H 58 M): Snoozy speaks, "lil racist but fuck yall".
(104 H 58 M): Snoozy smirks wryly. (104 H 58 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 58 M): TICK: MP - 68(+10) The doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 68 M): A doctor just wanders away. (104 H 68 M): Gitan says, "i like racist jokes". (104 H 68 M): Gitan smirks wryly. (104 H 68 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 68 M): TICK: MP - 78(+10) (104 H 78 M): TICK: MP - 88(+10) (104 H 88 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 88 M): TICK: MP - 98(+10) (104 H 98 M): Snoozy says, "so there is this black guy and hes working his first day at this new job as a bartender". (104 H 98 M): Player saved. (104 H 98 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 98 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 98 M): ### Zerk the Half-Giant Bloodthirsty Titan (Dragon Warriors) just logged in. (104 H 98 M): TICK: MP - 100(+2) (104 H 100 M): jig You get jiggy with it. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "and this little chinese man walks in, sits down on a stool infront of him and looks at him and says... hey nigger get me a beer". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): ### Sadly, Txiv Neeb the Great Shaman of the Caves was killed by Zerk. A doctor just arrived. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the bartender is in shock but is new and really needs this job so he decides to just quietly get the man his beer and say nothing". (104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor says, "So many wounded, so little help!" (104 H 100 M): ### Zerk just logged off. (104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy's feet hit the ground. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy floats down to the ground. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the man sits there for about 15 mins or so drinking his beer, gets up and walks out". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "the next day the same thing happens". (104 H 100 M): (104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "again the bartender wanting to say something doesn't in fear of losing his job". (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "after the 3rd day of this he cant take it". The doctor just wanders to the east. The doctor says, "So many wounded, so little help!" (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "every day the same thing hey nigger get me a beer". (104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hey nigger get me a beer....". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "over and over so he decides to say something". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hey buddy! why don't you stand behind the bar for a minute and ill show you what its like...". (104 H 100 M): A doctor just wanders away. (104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "the chinese man silently stands up and walks behind the bar still sipping his beer". (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): The Gilded Edge departs for An'honi Island. (104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the black bartender walks out of the bar and walks back in and says... hey chink get me a fuckin beer!". (104 H 100 M): ### Sadly, Rabaka the Troll Queen was killed by Mortiferous. (104 H 100 M): scout s You lack the training to properly scout exits. (104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand. (104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the chinese man looks at him and says... hey get the fuck out we dont serve blacks". BOOOOM BITCH!!!
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