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Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 at 12:12 amEdits: 1   Last Edit: Wed, 12 May 2010 12:16 am
Highport Municipal Clinic

You are in the Highport Municipal clinic.
Obvious exits: east.
You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy.
You see four doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken).

(104 H 75 M): TICK: MP - 85(+10)
(104 H 85 M): Snoozy says, "k so there is this farm family".
(104 H 85 M): #.
(104 H 85 M): tell mort whats the combo
You sent "whats the combo" to Mortiferous.
(104 H 85 M): Snoozy speaks, "and they are going though some hard times".
(104 H 85 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 85 M): TICK: MP - 95(+10)
(104 H 95 M): A surgeon just arrived.
(104 H 95 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 95 M): TICK: MP - 100(+5)
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): tell git remember blown bubbles as a kid?
You sent "remember blown bubbles as a kid?" to Gitan.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "and one night the father wakes up, goes downstairs to get a glass of water".
(104 H 100 M): )".
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 10
(104 H 100 M): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

You are in the Highport Municipal clinic.
Obvious exits: east.
You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy.
You see four doctors, a surgeon.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken).

(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "he looks out the window and is in shock to see the ONLY cow they had left head in the feild...".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hes like omfg really fuckin really?????!!!??".
(104 H 100 M): Your magical shield dissipates.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "and goes over to the gunrack and grabs the gun and shoots himself".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "the mom hears a noise and wakes up".
(104 H 100 M): ### Gitan just flashed, "lol".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "notices the husband isn't there".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The Seawolf is about to depart from Highport.
(104 H 100 M): tell git he says hi :P
You sent "he says hi :P" to Gitan.
(104 H 100 M): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

You are in the Highport Municipal clinic.
Obvious exits: east.
You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy.
You see four doctors, a surgeon.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken).

(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "and goes downstairs and notices her husband dead on the floor".
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): ".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she walks over and then also notices the cow dead in the feild".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
The doctor washes his hands.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she walks over to the closet and ties a noose and hangs herself".

(104 H 100 M): (104 H 100 M): A doctor just wanders away.
scout s
(104 H 100 M): You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "a while later the kid wakes up".
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

You are in the Highport Municipal clinic.
Obvious exits: east.
You see Gitan Vonmuir, Snoozy.
You see four doctors, a surgeon.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, a hotel safe key (broken), a piece of Gitan's shit, two sable keys (broken), a small black key (broken).

(104 H 100 M): listen
You listen carefully.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "comes downstairs to find his dad dead on the floor and his mom hanging in the closet".
(104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): stare
nod
You stare emptily into space.
(104 H 100 M): You nod.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hes like well now im fucked im 8....".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "so he tries to figure out how he can even kill himself".
(104 H 100 M): The Seawolf sets sail for Drakken Port.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "he remembers his mom telling him how dangerout the river is and to never go near it".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "so he decides to go jump in and that should do it".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "he gets to the river and right as hes about to jump in...".
(104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): A surgeon just wanders away.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "a mermaid pops out of the water and tells him to stop".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy smirks wryly.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she says little boy what are you doing".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "i woke up to find my mom and dad dead and im going to kill myself".
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
The doctor just wanders to the east.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she replies what if i can bring your parents back?".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the little boy is like wtf".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "shes like if you do me a favor i will bring your parents back to life".
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M):
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the little boy agrees quickly asking what the favor is".
The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the mermaid looks at the boy and says i want you to fuck me 3 times".
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor says, "So many wounded, so little help!"
(104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
A doctor just wanders away.
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the boy looks at her confussed and says with a smirk why not 10 times".
(104 H 100 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): The doctor washes his hands.
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the mermaid looks shocked and agrees".
(104 H 100 M): A surgeon just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "a moment later the boy yells WAIT!".
(104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "she asks waht".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy looks less resistant to water.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the boy says wait wait wait what if fucking you 10 times kills you like it did the cow?".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy smirks wryly.
BOOOOM BITCH!!!

Seril
Re: jokes
Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 at 12:13 am
104 H 100 M): Gitan says, "two vampires walk into a bar".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "such a long joke and way better with words but still priceless".
(104 H 100 M): Gitan speaks, "the first one orders blood".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Gitan says, "the second one orders hot water".
(104 H 100 M): Gitan speaks, "the first looks at the second and says what the fuck".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Gitan says, "so the second whips out a bloody tampon and says havent you ever heard of teabags".
BOOOOM BITCH!!!

Seril
Re: jokes
Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 at 12:22 am
104 H 58 M): Snoozy speaks, "lil racist but fuck yall".
(104 H 58 M): Snoozy smirks wryly.
(104 H 58 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 58 M): TICK: MP - 68(+10)
The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 68 M): A doctor just wanders away.
(104 H 68 M): Gitan says, "i like racist jokes".
(104 H 68 M): Gitan smirks wryly.
(104 H 68 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 68 M): TICK: MP - 78(+10)
(104 H 78 M): TICK: MP - 88(+10)
(104 H 88 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 88 M): TICK: MP - 98(+10)
(104 H 98 M): Snoozy says, "so there is this black guy and hes working his first day at this new job as a bartender".
(104 H 98 M): Player saved.
(104 H 98 M): The 3rd doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 98 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 98 M): ### Zerk the Half-Giant Bloodthirsty Titan (Dragon Warriors) just logged in.
(104 H 98 M): TICK: MP - 100(+2)
(104 H 100 M): jig
You get jiggy with it.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "and this little chinese man walks in, sits down on a stool infront of him and looks at him and says... hey nigger get me a beer".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): ### Sadly, Txiv Neeb the Great Shaman of the Caves was killed by Zerk.
A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the bartender is in shock but is new and really needs this job so he decides to just quietly get the man his beer and say nothing".
(104 H 100 M): The 2nd doctor says, "So many wounded, so little help!"
(104 H 100 M): ### Zerk just logged off.
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy's feet hit the ground.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy floats down to the ground.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the man sits there for about 15 mins or so drinking his beer, gets up and walks out".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "the next day the same thing happens".
(104 H 100 M):
(104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "again the bartender wanting to say something doesn't in fear of losing his job".
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "after the 3rd day of this he cant take it".
The doctor just wanders to the east.
The doctor says, "So many wounded, so little help!"
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "every day the same thing hey nigger get me a beer".
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hey nigger get me a beer....".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "over and over so he decides to say something".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "hey buddy! why don't you stand behind the bar for a minute and ill show you what its like...".
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just wanders away.
(104 H 100 M): A doctor just arrived.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy speaks, "the chinese man silently stands up and walks behind the bar still sipping his beer".
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The Gilded Edge departs for An'honi Island.
(104 H 100 M): The doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the black bartender walks out of the bar and walks back in and says... hey chink get me a fuckin beer!".
(104 H 100 M): ### Sadly, Rabaka the Troll Queen was killed by Mortiferous.
(104 H 100 M): scout s
You lack the training to properly scout exits.
(104 H 100 M): The 4th doctor shakes Gitan's hand.
(104 H 100 M): Snoozy says, "the chinese man looks at him and says... hey get the fuck out we dont serve blacks".
BOOOOM BITCH!!!