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ridiculous coincidence
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Commandant Eisner's Office

You are in the commandant's office in the Baladus Stockade.
This is Commandant Eisner's neatly maintained and spartan
office. On the walls can be seen the trophies of many
campaigns: suits of armor from old Bordia, a battle axe
from Caladon, and a shield from the Dagaran Nomads to the
far north. Ornate curtains from the Kakkara cover the south
wall. Commandant Eisner has been around. Being a seasoned
soldier, he runs the stockade efficiently and with an
iron-handed discipline. Not many cross him.
Obvious exits: door.
(332 H 70 M 2,907,862X): go curtains

Commandant Eisner's Bedroom

You are in the commandant of the Baladus Stockade's bedroom.
Behind the ornate Kakkaran curtains, Commandant Eisner has a
spartan cot, a desk, and a dresser. A mirror is on the
wall, and a rack is against the opposite wall where
uniforms are hanging. In a corner, he usually keeps many
items, along with a sack of gold - his personal treasure.
Obvious exits: out.
You see Huklebuc Buffalkill.

(332 H 70 M 2,907,862X): l

Commandant Eisner's Bedroom

You are in the commandant of the Baladus Stockade's bedroom.
Behind the ornate Kakkaran curtains, Commandant Eisner has a
spartan cot, a desk, and a dresser. A mirror is on the
wall, and a rack is against the opposite wall where
uniforms are hanging. In a corner, he usually keeps many
items, along with a sack of gold - his personal treasure.
Obvious exits: out.
You see Huklebuc Buffalkill.

(336 H 70 M 2,907,862X): who

Players currently online:
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[40:Dung] C Bane the Elven Ladies Man
[22:Rogu] N Funbad the Dwarven Blademaster (Shadow Masters)
[40:Figh] L Huklebuc Buffalkill the Human Exalted Soldier of Fortune (Obsidian Blade) [Forsaken Rage]
[33:Deat] N Tor Hugehorns the Minotaur Supreme General of Caladon (Aramon) [Roc Slayers]
[37:Figh] L Zale the Dwarven King (Obsidian Blade) [Forsaken Rage]

(336 H 70 M 2,907,862X): stare huk
You stare incredulously at Huklebuc.
(336 H 70 M 2,907,862X): smoke
You take a puff.
(336 H 70 M 2,907,862X): cir huk
You circle Huklebuc.
(336 H 72 M 2,907,862X): l huk
You see Huklebuc Buffalkill the Human Exalted Soldier of Fortune.
You need 11883333 gold to train
He is medium.
He is in excellent condition.
On body:   a voltaic plate armor (+4)
On arms:   some primeval serpentine sleeves (+4)
On legs:   some primeval serpentine leggings (+4)
On neck:   a primeval serpentine neckguard (+4)
On hands:  some primeval serpentine gloves (+4)
On head:   a primeval serpentine helmet (+4)
On waist:  a primeval serpentine waistguard (+4)
On feet:   some primeval serpentine boots (+4)
On face:   a primeval serpentine faceguard (+4)
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: a primeval ring of chaos (+4)
Shield:    a voltaic plate shield (+4)
Wielded:   an elder lord's sword (+3)
(336 H 72 M 2,907,862X): rofl
You roll on the ground laughing.
 (336 H 72 M 2,907,862X): l

Commandant Eisner's Bedroom

You are in the commandant of the Baladus Stockade's bedroom.
Behind the ornate Kakkaran curtains, Commandant Eisner has a
spartan cot, a desk, and a dresser. A mirror is on the
wall, and a rack is against the opposite wall where
uniforms are hanging. In a corner, he usually keeps many
items, along with a sack of gold - his personal treasure.
Obvious exits: out.
You see Huklebuc Buffalkill.

(336 H 72 M 2,907,862X): go o

Commandant Eisner's Office

You are in the commandant's office in the Baladus Stockade.
This is Commandant Eisner's neatly maintained and spartan
office. On the walls can be seen the trophies of many
campaigns: suits of armor from old Bordia, a battle axe
from Caladon, and a shield from the Dagaran Nomads to the
far north. Ornate curtains from the Kakkara cover the south
wall. Commandant Eisner has been around. Being a seasoned
soldier, he runs the stockade efficiently and with an
iron-handed discipline. Not many cross him.
Obvious exits: door.
You see Commandant Eisner.

(336 H 72 M 2,907,862X): go curtains
Commandant Eisner blocks your exit.
(336 H 72 M 2,907,862X): b e
Your bash failed.
(336 H 72 M 2,907,862X): l

Commandant Eisner's Office

You are in the commandant's office in the Baladus Stockade.
This is Commandant Eisner's neatly maintained and spartan
office. On the walls can be seen the trophies of many
campaigns: suits of armor from old Bordia, a battle axe
from Caladon, and a shield from the Dagaran Nomads to the
far north. Ornate curtains from the Kakkara cover the south
wall. Commandant Eisner has been around. Being a seasoned
soldier, he runs the stockade efficiently and with an
iron-handed discipline. Not many cross him.
Obvious exits: door.
You see Commandant Eisner.
Commandant Eisner is attacking you.

(336 H 72 M 2,907,862X): Commandant Eisner stabbed you for 18 damage.
(318 H 72 M 2,907,862X): cir e
Please wait 1.8 more seconds.
eq
(318 H 72 M 2,907,862X): On body:   a primeval serpentine chestplate (+4)
On arms:   some primeval serpentine sleeves (+4)
On legs:   some primeval serpentine leggings (+4)
On neck:   a primeval serpentine neckguard (+4)
On hands:  some primeval serpentine gloves (+4)
On head:   a primeval serpentine helmet (+4)
On waist:  a primeval serpentine waistguard (+4)
On feet:   some primeval serpentine boots (+4)
On face:   a primeval serpentine faceguard (+4)
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: a mithril ring of protection (+5)
On finger: a primeval ring of chaos (+4)
Shield:    a primeval serpentine shield (+4)
Wielded:   a spirit sword (+3)
You circle Commandant Eisner.
(318 H 72 M 2,907,862X): cir e
Please wait 1.9 more seconds.
(318 H 72 M 2,907,862X): cir e
Please wait 1.7 more seconds.
(318 H 72 M 2,907,862X): Please wait 1.6 more seconds.
 (318 H 72 M 2,907,862X): k e
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You gutted Commandant Eisner for 42 damage.
Please wait 0.1 more seconds.
(318 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You slashed Commandant Eisner for 42 damage.
(318 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
 (318 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 1.0 more second.
(318 H 74 M 2,907,862X): You manage to partially block Commandant Eisner's attack!
Commandant Eisner slashed you for 9 damage.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.8 more seconds.
 (309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.2 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You gutted Commandant Eisner for 42 damage.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 2.9 more seconds.
cir e
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): cir e
Please wait 1.8 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): cir e
Please wait 1.0 more second.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): Commandant Eisner tried to circle you.
 (309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): cir e
Please wait 0.1 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): cir e
You circle Commandant Eisner.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): cir e
Please wait 1.9 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): Please wait 1.8 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): l

Commandant Eisner's Office

You are in the commandant's office in the Baladus Stockade.
This is Commandant Eisner's neatly maintained and spartan
office. On the walls can be seen the trophies of many
campaigns: suits of armor from old Bordia, a battle axe
from Caladon, and a shield from the Dagaran Nomads to the
far north. Ornate curtains from the Kakkara cover the south
wall. Commandant Eisner has been around. Being a seasoned
soldier, he runs the stockade efficiently and with an
iron-handed discipline. Not many cross him.
Obvious exits: door.
You see Commandant Eisner.
Commandant Eisner is attacking you.

(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.1 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You gutted Commandant Eisner for 42 damage.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 2.8 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): Please wait 2.6 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): who

Players currently online:
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[40:Dung] C Bane the Elven Ladies Man
[22:Rogu] N Funbad the Dwarven Blademaster (Shadow Masters)
[40:Figh] L Huklebuc Buffalkill the Human Exalted Soldier of Fortune (Obsidian Blade) [Forsaken Rage]
[33:Deat] N Tor Hugehorns the Minotaur Supreme General of Caladon (Aramon) [Roc Slayers]
[37:Figh] L Zale the Dwarven King (Obsidian Blade) [Forsaken Rage]

(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 1.3 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.1 more seconds.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You gutted Commandant Eisner for 41 damage.
(309 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
 (322 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 1.8 more seconds.
 (322 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 1.3 more seconds.
(322 H 74 M 2,907,862X): Commandant Eisner slashed you for 18 damage.
(304 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.3 more seconds.
(304 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.1 more seconds.
(304 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You gutted Commandant Eisner for 43 damage.
(304 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k e
 (304 H 74 M 2,907,862X): Please wait 2.3 more seconds.
(304 H 74 M 2,907,862X): l eis
You see Commandant Eisner.
He's tall and hawkish...he has many scars and is obviously a veteran.
He is human. He is medium.
He has quite a few wounds.
He looks very angry at you.
He is attacking you.
You could kill him with a needle.
(304 H 74 M 2,907,862X): Commandant Eisner ripped and gashed you for 18 damage.
(286 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k eis
Please wait 1.1 more seconds.
k eis
(286 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k eis
Please wait 0.9 more seconds.
 (286 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k eis
Please wait 0.2 more seconds.
(286 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k eis
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You gutted Commandant Eisner for 42 damage.
(286 H 74 M 2,907,862X): k eis
Please wait 2.8 more seconds.
(286 H 74 M 2,907,862X): Please wait 2.5 more seconds.
(286 H 74 M 2,907,862X): c whirl e
You cast a whirlwind spell on Commandant Eisner.
The spell did 38 damage.
(286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 1.3 more seconds.
Commandant Eisner tried to circle you.
k e
(286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 1.1 more seconds.
(286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You gutted Commandant Eisner for 41 damage.
(286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 2.8 more seconds.
 (286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 2.5 more seconds.
(286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 2.3 more seconds.
 (286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 2.0 more seconds.
(286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): Please wait 1.8 more seconds.
(286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): c whirl e
Please wait 1 more second.
(286 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.4 more seconds.
Commandant Eisner slashed you for 21 damage.
(265 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.2 more seconds.
(265 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You gutted Commandant Eisner for 44 damage.
(265 H 64 M 2,907,862X): k e
 (265 H 64 M 2,907,862X): c whirl e
Commandant Eisner avoided full damage.
You cast a whirlwind spell on Commandant Eisner.
The spell did 17 damage.
(265 H 54 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.6 more seconds.
(265 H 54 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.4 more seconds.
You manage to partially block Commandant Eisner's attack!
Commandant Eisner ripped and gashed you for 9 damage.
(256 H 54 M 2,907,862X): k e
Please wait 0.2 more seconds.
(256 H 54 M 2,907,862X): k e
Your spirit sword glows with power against Commandant Eisner.
You gutted Commandant Eisner for 42 damage.
You killed Commandant Eisner.
You gain 1350 experience for the death of Commandant Eisner.
b
Your faction standing with The Highport Guard has gotten worse.
Commandant Eisner was carrying: 400 gold coins.
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): You don't see that here.
k e
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): Bash whom?
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): k e
You don't see that here.
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): You don't see that here.
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): get g
You get 400 gold coins.
You now have 1302488 gold coins.
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): l

Commandant Eisner's Office

You are in the commandant's office in the Baladus Stockade.
This is Commandant Eisner's neatly maintained and spartan
office. On the walls can be seen the trophies of many
campaigns: suits of armor from old Bordia, a battle axe
from Caladon, and a shield from the Dagaran Nomads to the
far north. Ornate curtains from the Kakkara cover the south
wall. Commandant Eisner has been around. Being a seasoned
soldier, he runs the stockade efficiently and with an
iron-handed discipline. Not many cross him.
Obvious exits: door.

(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): sear
You didn't find anything.
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): Your shiver and suddenly feel vulnerable to the undead.
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): go curtains

Commandant Eisner's Bedroom

You are in the commandant of the Baladus Stockade's bedroom.
Behind the ornate Kakkaran curtains, Commandant Eisner has a
spartan cot, a desk, and a dresser. A mirror is on the
wall, and a rack is against the opposite wall where
uniforms are hanging. In a corner, he usually keeps many
items, along with a sack of gold - his personal treasure.
Obvious exits: out.
You see Huklebuc Buffalkill.
You see a chest of jewels, a magical flame bow (+3), a red dragonscale shield (+2).

(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): get chest
You get a chest of jewels.
You now have 1342488 gold coins.
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): get mag
You get a magical flame bow (+3).
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): get red
You get a red dragonscale shield (+2).
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): rofl
You roll on the ground laughing.
rofl
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): rofl
You roll on the ground laughing.
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): You roll on the ground laughing.
(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): l

Commandant Eisner's Bedroom

You are in the commandant of the Baladus Stockade's bedroom.
Behind the ornate Kakkaran curtains, Commandant Eisner has a
spartan cot, a desk, and a dresser. A mirror is on the
wall, and a rack is against the opposite wall where
uniforms are hanging. In a corner, he usually keeps many
items, along with a sack of gold - his personal treasure.
Obvious exits: out.
You see Huklebuc Buffalkill.

(256 H 54 M 2,906,512X): Huklebuc flew to the out.
(282 H 56 M 2,906,512X): The Stormrunner is under attack by the Marauder!
(295 H 56 M 2,906,512X):

zale
Re: ridiculous coincidence
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
hey huk, u know u've made all that + some more with me buyin hazies :P

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