(from chat)

me: breatharianism
be like a plant, get nutrients from the air and sun
clearly that's the healthiest
look how skinny plants are

me: maybe cactus, hmm
cactus is the fatty of the plants
but i guess if you live in the desert
it's like those malnourished children whose stomachs get big because they are missing nutrients
rofl...i'm going to hell



already there