If you happen to die and would like an erection back from the dead, there is now an alternate beside the DM.

Here is the fee scale
Level 1-10) Flat fee of 10K + a free stormblade because I am nice like that
Level 11-13) Level x 3K from 33K to 39K
Level 13-16) Level x 5K from 65K to 80K
Level 17-19) Level x 7K from 119K to 133K
Level 20-30) Level x 10K from 200K to 300K

Keep in mind I can only have 1 erection per day.

Juju the Erector