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delta
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Haha
Monday, April 28th, 2008 at 3:02 am
This was too funny...haha, had to post for posterity.


(154 H 142 M): c clair eden
You attempt to focus on Eden.

Meditation Chamber

You are in the BoS' Meditation Chamber
The meditation chamber is a calm and soothing place, where many regularly dwell 
after constant relentless battles. The calamity of the chamber brings tranquility 
to the minds of warriors, allowing them to peacefully recuperate their health 
and magical energies. It is said,  "One finds life through conquering the fear 
of death within one's mind. Empty the mind of all forms of attachment, make a 
go-for-broke charge and conquer the opponent with one decisive slash." 
Obvious exits: out.
You see Bandit, Eden.

delta
Watcher
Re: Haha
Monday, April 28th, 2008 at 3:24 am
This one's not as amusing, just bad grammar...


(154 H 135 M): c clair eden
You attempt to focus on Eden.

Recycling Center

You are in the BoS' Recycling Center.
Often the Brotherhood of Steel hurtles into vicious battles, only to return with 
damaged weapons and armor from their long expeditions. The brothers often
stop by here after their long dire travels to unload their broken weapons
and armor. Servants immediately tend to the items and rubbish as each brother
tosses them to the floor before quickly turning towards their resting chambers.
Weapons that are damaged beyond repair are often smelted down and forged
into new weapons, ready to be taken into battle anew.
Obvious exits: out.
You see Eden.

Ocelot
Dungeonmaster
Re: Haha
Monday, April 28th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Were you high when you posted these? lol
"There's nothing wrong with shooting, so long as the right people get shot." --Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in Magnum Force

delta
Watcher
Re: Haha
Monday, April 28th, 2008 at 10:00 am
No, but Zerk might have been high when he wrote them.

Or am I the only one who finds the errors amusing...?

kinson
Re: Haha
Monday, April 28th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I think Delta has been high the whole day.

Think you created more chars today than the mud had previously :p

delta
Watcher
Re: Haha
Monday, April 28th, 2008 at 7:04 pmEdits: 1   Last Edit: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 7:13 pm
...alright, make me be the grammar po-po.


"where many regularly dwell"

Improper usage: dwell refers to somewhere you live, not a tick spot


"after constant relentless battles."

Repetition: Constant and relentless mean the same thing in that context


"The calamity of the chamber"

Vocabulary: Calamity means disaster


"One finds life through conquering the fear
of death within one's mind. Empty the mind of all forms of attachment, make a
go-for-broke charge and conquer the opponent with one decisive slash."

WTF: You get that by googling "samurai quotes" and clicking on the first link...



"Often the Brotherhood of Steel hurtles into vicious battles"

Awkward usage: The word hurtle usually refers to horses and trains. I believe the word you want to use is "hurl" - as in "Often the Brotherhood of Steel hurls itself into vicious battles"


"Servants immediately tend to the items and rubbish as each brother
tosses them to the floor before quickly turning towards their resting chambers."

Misplaced modifier: So the brothers toss servants to the floor before the servants quickly turn toward their resting chambers?


"Weapons that are damaged beyond repair are often smelted down"

Vocabulary: Smelting refers to metal extraction. The word you want is "melted"



Damn you guys, don't hate because you're retarded.

Blink
Re: Haha
Monday, April 28th, 2008 at 9:10 pmEdits: 1   Last Edit: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 9:42 pm
The grammer and vocab mistakes are understandable.. (as its possible English may not be some people's first language).

But i gotta say..the quote is funny as hell..lol
Btw.. you are totally exposing their secret guild hall..people arent meant to know it even exists :P

zerk
Re: Haha
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 at 12:47 am
that's delta for you.. a lil kid who never grows up. Frankly mistakes are made, get over it. like blink said, and many can prolly tell, english is not my first language. 2nd that quote was found online somewhere so no i didn't write it. I thought it was interesting and posted it there. If you dont like what i wrote, dont read it. simple as that.

disaron
Re: Re: Haha
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 at 12:52 am
delta wrote:

"One finds life through conquering the fear
of death within one's mind. Empty the mind of all forms of attachment, make a
go-for-broke charge and conquer the opponent with one decisive slash."

WTF: You get that by googling "samurai quotes" and clicking on the first link...






LOFUCKINGL

Ocelot
Dungeonmaster
Re: Haha
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Delta,
Did you quit all your characters and be a CT yet? SURELY there are much better uses of your time than this! lol
"There's nothing wrong with shooting, so long as the right people get shot." --Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in Magnum Force

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