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delta
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~~ DARWIN AWARDS ~~
Friday, April 25th, 2008 at 5:42 am
Post your stupid text caps of death here, and be thankful you're only dying in a virtual world.

I'll start with some of the ultimate Darwin Award winner, Zerk/Bandit.

delta
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Re: ~~ DARWIN AWARDS ~~
Friday, April 25th, 2008 at 5:43 amEdits: 2   Last Edit: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 6:20 am
(183 H 92 M): k c
An ice troll berserker just arrived.
You almost manage to dive out of the way.
The 3rd troll captain breathes frost on you!
You take 19 damage!
The 3rd troll captain breathed frost on Delta for 19 damage, he's a little battered.
The 4th ice troll berserker tried to circle you.
The 2nd troll captain hit you for 13 damage.
The 2nd troll captain hit Delta for 13 damage, he's getting bruised.
The 3rd ice troll berserker hit you for 10 damage.
The 3rd ice troll berserker hit Delta for 10 damage, he's getting bruised.
You deftly dodge the 4th troll troublemaker's attack.
The 3rd troll troublemaker hit you for 8 damage.
The 3rd troll troublemaker hit Delta for 8 damage, he's getting bruised.
The 2nd troll troublemaker hit you for 7 damage.
The 2nd troll troublemaker hit Delta for 7 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
The 2nd ice troll berserker missed you.
The ice troll berserker hit you for 13 damage.
Your electric-plated neckguard just got a little more scratched.
The ice troll berserker hit Delta for 13 damage, he's having some trouble.
The troll troublemaker missed you.
(113 H 92 M): k c <---- 70 damage in one round
Please wait 0.5 more seconds.
(113 H 92 M): Please wait 0.3 more seconds.
(113 H 92 M): k c
Your molten black spear glows with power against the troll captain.
You speared the troll captain for 19 damage.
(113 H 92 M): c m
Please wait 1 more second.
(113 H 92 M): c m
Please wait 1 more second.
c m
(113 H 92 M): c m
Mend-wounds spell cast.
The adamantium tiger casts a vigor spell on you. <---- Mend + Vig only 55
(168 H 96 M): Bandit just arrived. <---- Luckily Bandit comes to save the day!
(168 H 96 M): c m
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 2nd ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 3rd ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 4th ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 5th ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the troll captain.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 2nd troll captain.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 3rd troll captain.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the troll troublemaker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 2nd troll troublemaker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 3rd troll troublemaker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 4th troll troublemaker.
(168 H 96 M): Please wait 4 more seconds.
(168 H 96 M): Please wait 4 more seconds.
(168 H 96 M): k c
Please wait 1.0 more second.
The adamantium tiger casts a shatterstone spell on the troll captain.
Delta's adamantium tiger killed the troll captain.
You gain 828 group experience for the death of the troll captain.
get gold
get ruby
search
hide
The troll captain was carrying: 1338 gold coins.
The 5th ice troll berserker tried to kick Bandit!
Bandit's magical armor dissipates.
Bandit's magical armor has been dispelled. <--- Armor spell gone...this is the beginning of the end
The 2nd troll captain hit Bandit for 9 damage, he's relatively unscathed.
The 4th ice troll berserker picked up 1338 gold coins.
Bandit deftly dodges the 4th ice troll berserker's attack.
The 3rd ice troll berserker tried to kick Bandit!
The 4th troll troublemaker tried to kick Bandit!
The 3rd troll troublemaker hit Bandit for 6 damage, he's a little battered.
The 2nd troll troublemaker tried to circle Bandit!
The 2nd ice troll berserker tried to circle Bandit!
The ice troll berserker hit Bandit for 11 damage, he's getting bruised.
The troll troublemaker hit Bandit for 7 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
(168 H 96 M): That isn't here.
(168 H 96 M): That isn't here.
(168 H 96 M): You didn't find anything.
(168 H 96 M): l capt
Bandit searches the room.
You attempt to hide in the shadows.
(168 H 96 M): Bandit tries to hide in the shadows. <--- Haha....yeah right
(168 H 96 M): You see a troll captain.
A powerful looking troll stands here.
He is trollkin. He is large.
He has a few scratches.
He looks very angry at you.
He is attacking Bandit.
You could kill him with a needle.
(168 H 96 M): k c
Your molten black spear glows with power against the troll captain.
You speared the troll captain for 17 damage.
(168 H 96 M): l

Sparring Pit

Trolls come here to finally hone there skills in training.
The pit is where the trolls learn and hone their combat skills.
Other trolls come here just to battle to make sure they are
combat ready against any intruders that dare approach.
Obvious exits: out.
You see Bandit.
You see an adamantium tiger, five ice troll berserkers, two troll captains, four troll troublemakers.
The ice troll berserker is attacking Bandit.
The 2nd ice troll berserker is attacking Bandit.
The 3rd ice troll berserker is attacking Bandit.
The 4th ice troll berserker is attacking Bandit.
The 5th ice troll berserker is attacking Bandit.
The troll captain is attacking you.
The 2nd troll captain is attacking Bandit.
The troll troublemaker is attacking Bandit.
The 2nd troll troublemaker is attacking Bandit.
The 3rd troll troublemaker is attacking Bandit.
The 4th troll troublemaker is attacking Bandit.

(168 H 96 M): k c
Bandit's stoneskin dissipates. <---- Death sentence
(168 H 96 M): k c
Please wait 2.0 more seconds.
(168 H 96 M): k c
Please wait 1.9 more seconds.
(168 H 96 M): Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 2nd ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 3rd ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 4th ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 5th ice troll berserker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the troll captain.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 2nd troll captain.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the troll troublemaker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 2nd troll troublemaker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 3rd troll troublemaker.
Bandit casts a hurricane spell on the 4th troll troublemaker.
(168 H 96 M): Please wait 1.6 more seconds.
(168 H 96 M): k c <--- Was about to heal Bandit at this point.
Please wait 1.3 more seconds. 
(168 H 96 M): The 5th ice troll berserker tried to circle Bandit!
The 2nd troll captain tried to kick Bandit!
The 4th ice troll berserker hit Bandit for 19 damage, he's having some trouble.
The troll captain hit Bandit for 24 damage, he's beginning to stagger.
The 3rd ice troll berserker hit Bandit for 21 damage, he isn't going to last much longer.
The 4th troll troublemaker hit Bandit for 13 damage, he's dead!
### Sadly, Bandit was killed by a troll troublemaker. <--- Too late! ROFL

delta
Watcher
Re: ~~ DARWIN AWARDS ~~
Friday, April 25th, 2008 at 5:49 am
(153 H 60 M): Orlick the Sorcerer casts a disintegration spell on Zerk.
Zerk is engulfed in an eerie green light
Zerk was disintegrated!
### Sadly, Zerk was killed by Orlick the Sorcerer.
(153 H 60 M): k o
Your masterwork falchion glows with power against Orlick the Sorcerer.
You massacred Orlick the Sorcerer for 25 damage.
(153 H 60 M): c m
Mend-wounds spell cast.
(190 H 56 M): Orlick the Sorcerer casts a cyclone spell on you for 60 damage.
You avoided full damage!
Orlick the Sorcerer cast a cyclone spell on Delta for 30 damage, he's a little
  battered.
(160 H 56 M): k o
Your masterwork falchion glows with power against Orlick the Sorcerer.
You massacred Orlick the Sorcerer for 25 damage.
(165 H 58 M): k o
A clay form just arrived.
The clay form runs to the aid of Orlick the Sorcerer!
A clay form just arrived.
The 2nd clay form runs to the aid of Orlick the Sorcerer!
(165 H 58 M): c m
Mend-wounds spell cast.
The 2nd clay form missed you.
The clay form missed you.
(190 H 54 M): k o
Your masterwork falchion glows with power against Orlick the Sorcerer.
You massacred Orlick the Sorcerer for 23 damage.
(190 H 54 M): Orlick the Sorcerer failed to send you to the ethereal plane.
Orlick the Sorcerer hit you for 45 damage.
Orlick the Sorcerer hit Delta for 45 damage, he's unharmed.
(145 H 54 M): k o
(Gossip) Fubar sent, "ouch"
(145 H 54 M): The 2nd clay form missed you.
The clay form missed you.
(145 H 54 M): k o
Your masterwork falchion glows with power against Orlick the Sorcerer.
You massacred Orlick the Sorcerer for 25 damage.
(145 H 54 M): c m
Mend-wounds spell cast.
Orlick the Sorcerer casts a cyclone spell on you for 57 damage.
You avoided full damage!
Orlick the Sorcerer cast a cyclone spell on Delta for 28 damage, he's a little
  battered.
The 2nd clay form missed you.
The clay form missed you.
(156 H 50 M): You missed.
(Gossip) Zerk sent, "wow"
Orlick the Sorcerer casts a engulf spell on you for 59 damage.
You avoided full damage!
Orlick the Sorcerer cast a engulf spell on Delta for 29 damage, he's
  noticeably bleeding.
(127 H 50 M): c m
Mend-wounds spell cast.
(169 H 46 M): The 2nd clay form missed you.
The clay form missed you.
(169 H 46 M): k o
Your masterwork falchion glows with power against Orlick the Sorcerer.
You massacred Orlick the Sorcerer for 26 damage.
(169 H 46 M): Your red dragonscale shield absorbed 18 damage.
Orlick the Sorcerer hit you for 26 damage.
Orlick the Sorcerer hit Delta for 26 damage, he's a little battered.
(143 H 46 M): The 2nd clay form missed you.
The clay form missed you.
(143 H 46 M): c m
Mend-wounds spell cast.
(181 H 42 M): k o
Your masterwork falchion glows with power against Orlick the Sorcerer.
You massacred Orlick the Sorcerer for 26 damage.
(181 H 42 M): k o
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(181 H 42 M): l or
You see Orlick the Sorcerer.
He's a tall old mage in purple flowing robes.
He is barely clinging to life.
He looks very angry at you.
He is attacking you.
He is not quite as good as you.
(181 H 42 M): Orlick the Sorcerer casts a disintegration spell on you.
You are engulfed in an eerie green light.
You've been disintegrated!
Orlick the Sorcerer killed you!
### Sadly, Delta was killed by Orlick the Sorcerer.

delta
Watcher
Re: ~~ DARWIN AWARDS ~~
Friday, April 25th, 2008 at 5:49 am
(190 H 120 M): Zerk tried to bash Igmoo the Mad.
(190 H 120 M): Igmoo the Mad casts a disintegration spell on Zerk.
Zerk is engulfed in an eerie green light
Zerk was disintegrated!
### Sadly, Zerk was killed by Igmoo the Mad.
(190 H 120 M): (Gossip) Zerk sent, "rofl"

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