so hey dom, i was informed by zerk that lum said there is a bug in this room. well weither there is or not.. it's kinda well too crazy here... can u tone it down for me? thanks... fyi this all happen in like a few rounds.......





Tradetown City Jail

You are in the small city jail.
Obvious exits: south, office door[c].
You see Zerk.
You see Deputy Ranth (M), two half-orc deputies.

(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Two half-orc deputies just arrived.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Zerk tried to bash Deputy Ranth (M).
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): The 4th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 3rd half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 2nd half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
Deputy Ranth (M) tried to bash Zerk.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): l

Tradetown City Jail

You are in the small city jail.
Obvious exits: south, office door[c].
You see Zerk.
You see Deputy Ranth (M), four half-orc deputies.
Deputy Ranth (M) is attacking Zerk.
The half-orc deputy is attacking Zerk.
The 2nd half-orc deputy is attacking Zerk.
The 3rd half-orc deputy is attacking Zerk.
The 4th half-orc deputy is attacking Zerk.

(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Zerk runs around trying to go berserk.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): The 4th half-orc deputy tried to kick Zerk.
The 3rd half-orc deputy tried to kick Zerk.
The 2nd half-orc deputy tried to kick Zerk.
The half-orc deputy tried to kick Zerk.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Deputy Ranth (M) casts a cyclone spell on Zerk.
Deputy Ranth (M) cast a cyclone spell on Zerk for 27 damage, he's relatively unscathed.
k half
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): You attack the half-orc deputy.
Your assassin's dagger glows with power against the half-orc deputy.
You stabbed the half-orc deputy for 18 damage.
You ripped into the half-orc deputy for 26 damage.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): k half
Please wait 2 more seconds.
The 4th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 3rd half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 2nd half-orc deputy attacks you.
You duck under the half-orc deputy's attack and stab him for 21 damage.
The 4th half-orc deputy attacks you.
The 3rd half-orc deputy attacks you.
Deputy Ranth (M) attacks you.
k half
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): k half
Please wait 1 more second.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): k half
You easily duck under the half-orc deputy's pitifully executed attack.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Your assassin's dagger glows with power against the half-orc deputy.
You stabbed the half-orc deputy for 19 damage.
You missed.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): k half
Please wait 3 more seconds.
k half
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
k half
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): You barely manage to dodge the 4th half-orc deputy's attack.
You laugh at the 3rd half-orc deputy as you easily dodge his attack.
You laugh at the 2nd half-orc deputy as you easily dodge his attack.
Deputy Ranth (M) crushed Zerk for 22 damage, he's relatively unscathed.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): k half
### Sadly, Ash blew himself up!
Please wait 2 more seconds.
k half
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
k half
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): You dance gracefully around the half-orc deputy's attack.
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Please wait 1 more second.
k half
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): Please wait 1 more second.
k half
(132 H 41 M 391,030X): k half
Your assassin's dagger glows with power against the half-orc deputy.
You stabbed the half-orc deputy for 21 damage.
You killed the half-orc deputy.
get coi
get gold
hide
You gained 325 experience for the death of the half-orc deputy.
The half-orc deputy was carrying: 56 gold coins.
The 3rd half-orc deputy slashed you for 14 damage.
The 3rd half-orc deputy slashed Duo for 14 damage, he's unharmed.
You deftly dodge the 2nd half-orc deputy's attack.
Your ethereal-shadow leggings absorbed 7 damage.
The half-orc deputy slashed you for 7 damage.
The half-orc deputy slashed Duo for 7 damage, he's a little battered.
Deputy Ranth (M) casts a shatterstone spell on Zerk.
Deputy Ranth (M) cast a shatterstone spell on Zerk for 17 damage, he's getting bruised.
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): k half
Please wait 3 more seconds.
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): Deputy Ranth (M) won't let you take anything.
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): Deputy Ranth (M) won't let you take anything.
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): You attempt to hide in the shadows.
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): k half
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): k half
Please wait 2 more seconds.
k half
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
k half
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): c mend
You deftly dodge the 3rd half-orc deputy's attack.
The 2nd half-orc deputy yells for help!
The half-orc deputy yells for help!
Deputy Ranth (M) casts slow on Zerk.
A half-orc deputy just arrived.
The 4th half-orc deputy runs to the aid of Deputy Ranth (M)!
A half-orc deputy just arrived.
The 5th half-orc deputy runs to the aid of Deputy Ranth (M)!
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): Please wait 1 more second.
(111 H 41 M 390,705X): Mend-wounds spell cast.
(121 H 37 M 390,705X): c mend
k half
Please wait 4 more seconds.
The 5th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 5th half-orc deputy attacks you.
The 4th half-orc deputy attacks you.
k half
(121 H 37 M 390,705X): Your assassin's dagger glows with power against the half-orc deputy.
You stabbed the half-orc deputy for 18 damage.
You ripped into the half-orc deputy for 22 damage.
(121 H 37 M 390,705X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
k half
(121 H 37 M 390,705X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
k half
(121 H 37 M 390,705X): The 3rd half-orc deputy yells for help!
The 2nd half-orc deputy slashed you for 13 damage.
The 2nd half-orc deputy slashed Duo for 13 damage, he's relatively unscathed.
A half-orc deputy just arrived.
The 6th half-orc deputy runs to the aid of the half-orc deputy!
Deputy Ranth (M) casts a earth-tremor spell on Zerk.
Deputy Ranth (M) cast a earth-tremor spell on Zerk for 33 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
k half
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): c mend
k half
The 6th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): Please wait 1 more second.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): c mend
k half
Please wait 2 more seconds.
c mend
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): Please wait 1 more second.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): k half
Please wait 1 more second.
The 5th half-orc deputy tried to kick you.
The 5th half-orc deputy missed you.
You barely manage to dodge the 4th half-orc deputy's attack.
The 4th half-orc deputy almost kicked you.
You easily duck under the 3rd half-orc deputy's pitifully executed attack.
The 3rd half-orc deputy almost kicked you.
The 2nd half-orc deputy tried to kick you.
A half-orc deputy just arrived.
The 7th half-orc deputy runs to the aid of the 2nd half-orc deputy!
A half-orc deputy just arrived.
The 8th half-orc deputy runs to the aid of the 2nd half-orc deputy!
You easily dodge the half-orc deputy's attack.
The half-orc deputy almost kicked you.
The 8th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 7th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
A half-orc deputy just arrived.
The 9th half-orc deputy runs to the aid of Deputy Ranth (M)!
The 9th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 9th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 9th half-orc deputy attacks you.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): Your assassin's dagger glows with power against the half-orc deputy.
You impaled the half-orc deputy for 17 damage.
You ripped into the half-orc deputy for 20 damage.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): c mend
k half
c mend
Please wait 1 more second.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): k half
Please wait 3 more seconds.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): Please wait 1 more second.
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
c mend
(108 H 37 M 390,705X): k half
Mend-wounds spell cast.
(114 H 33 M 390,705X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
(114 H 33 M 390,705X): c mend
k half
Please wait 5 more seconds.
(114 H 33 M 390,705X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
(114 H 33 M 390,705X): c mend
A half-orc deputy just arrived.
The 10th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 10th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
The 10th half-orc deputy attacks you.
The 6th half-orc deputy tried to kick Zerk.
The 5th half-orc deputy slashed you for 19 damage.
The 5th half-orc deputy slashed Duo for 19 damage, he's a little battered.
The 4th half-orc deputy slashed you for 14 damage.
The 4th half-orc deputy slashed Duo for 14 damage, he's getting bruised.
A half-orc deputy just arrived.
The 11th half-orc deputy runs to the aid of the 3rd half-orc deputy!
The 2nd half-orc deputy yells for help!
The half-orc deputy yells for help!
Deputy Ranth (M) casts a hold-person spell on Zerk.
Zerk resisted Deputy Ranth (M)'s hold-person spell.
(81 H 33 M 390,705X): k half
Please wait 4 more seconds.
c mend
(81 H 33 M 390,705X): Please wait 1 more second.
(81 H 33 M 390,705X): Please wait 4 more seconds.
k half
(81 H 33 M 390,705X): Please wait 1 more second.
c mend
(81 H 33 M 390,705X): The 11th half-orc deputy attacks Zerk.
You laugh at the 9th half-orc deputy as you easily dodge his attack.
The 9th half-orc deputy almost kicked you.
The 8th half-orc deputy tried to kick Zerk.
The 7th half-orc deputy tried to kick Zerk.
The 7th half-orc deputy slashed Zerk for 9 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
(81 H 33 M 390,705X): k half
Please wait 3 more seconds.
(81 H 33 M 390,705X): c mend
Your assassin's dagger glows with power against the half-orc deputy.
You impaled the half-orc deputy for 18 damage.
You ripped into the half-orc deputy for 23 damage.
You killed the half-orc deputy.
get coi
get gold
hide
You gained 325 experience for the death of the half-orc deputy.
The half-orc deputy was carrying: 100 gold coins.
(81 H 33 M 390,380X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
(81 H 33 M 390,380X): Deputy Ranth (M) won't let you take anything.
(81 H 33 M 390,380X): Deputy Ranth (M) won't let you take anything.
(81 H 33 M 390,380X): You attempt to hide in the shadows.
(81 H 33 M 390,380X): use hazy
use smokey
recall
The 5th half-orc deputy slashed Zerk for 7 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
You laugh at the 4th half-orc deputy as you easily dodge his attack.
You laugh at the 3rd half-orc deputy as you easily dodge his attack.
The 2nd half-orc deputy slashed you for 16 damage.
The 2nd half-orc deputy slashed Duo for 16 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
You deftly dodge the half-orc deputy's attack.
Deputy Ranth (M) crushed Zerk for 28 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
(65 H 33 M 390,380X): You phase in and out of existence.

The Origin

You find yourself at the Origin.
If you are new to this mud, type go tutorial to enter the tutorial section.
Obvious exits: jade door.
You see a Book of Knowledge, an obsidian obelisk.

You phase in and out of existance.
Potion drank.
The hazy potion (M) disintegrates.
(65 H 33 M 390,380X): You don't have that.
(65 H 33 M 390,380X): Beginning recall sequence.
Recall potion found in dragonskin bag: hazy potion. Initiating auto-recall.
The hazy potion (M) starts to evaporate before you drink it.
Unable to use potion. Continuing search.
No recall potions found!
(65 H 33 M 390,380X): The 8th half-orc deputy slashed Zerk for 15 damage, he's having some trouble.
The 7th half-orc deputy slashed Zerk for 16 damage, he doesn't look too good.
(65 H 33 M 390,380X): The 4th half-orc deputy slashed Zerk for 17 damage, he doesn't look too good.
The 3rd half-orc deputy slashed Zerk for 10 damage, he doesn't look too good.
Deputy Ranth (M) crushed Zerk for 30 damage, he's beginning to stagger.
l
(65 H 33 M 390,380X):
The Origin

You find yourself at the Origin.
If you are new to this mud, type go tutorial to enter the tutorial section.
Obvious exits: jade door.
You see a Book of Knowledge, an obsidian obelisk.

(65 H 33 M 390,380X): c v
The 7th half-orc deputy slashed Zerk for 18 damage, he has some nasty wounds.
The 6th half-orc deputy slashed Zerk for 12 damage, he has some nasty wounds.
(65 H 33 M 390,380X): Vigor spell cast.
(70 H 31 M 390,380X): Zerk just arrived.
Zerk drinks a floating potion (M).
(70 H 31 M 390,380X): Zerk flew to the jade door.
You step through the jade door and into the world of Derlith.

Haha, that IS the toned down version. Guess it needs some more work.

Haha, the best part of the post was: