Apparently the New York Times thought this was a hard-on collider:

http://largehardoncollider.com/nyt_lhc.html

That is awesome.

Sounds like a good name for a terrible porn...

Lum- you can sleep easier for 6 months. Don't have the link but the collider had a glitch that messed something up. I'd look but I am too damn lazy.

I know. Aside from getting one of their major systems hacked and almost taken over, liquid helium escaped during operation due to electronic malfunction.

Fun times.