Death to my evil clone!!!!!!

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Death to my evil clone!!!!!!
Monday, February 25th, 2008 at 3:45 am
303 H 1,006,200X): l dork
You see Dork the Half-Giant Clone of Zerk.
You cleaved the ebon demonwolf for 588 damage.
He is in excellent condition.
On body: an imperial ruby encrusted chestplate
On arms: some ethereal-shadow sleeves
On legs: some gorgon scale leggings
On neck: a Kesh yeti cloak
On hands: some glacier-studded gloves
On head: a troll grand helm
On waist: an ice-encrusted silk
On feet: some gorgon scale boots
On face: a bronze dragonscale faceguard
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an astral driftmetal ring
On finger: a blacksand signet ring
On finger: a mithril ring of protection
On finger: a ring of protection
On finger: a ring of protection
Shield: a mithril-plated buckler
(303 H 1,006,200X): duel dork
Dork is now added to your duel list.
(303 H 1,006,200X): whi
You whistle a tune.
(303 H 1,006,200X): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Dork, Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(303 H 1,006,200X): say lol
You speak, "lol".
(303 H 1,006,200X): inv
You have: a dragon-fanged staff, a dragonskin bag(K), a jewel of safety, a loot bag(K), a painted box(K), a rothe blade, two severed aboleth tentacles,
two short gold wands, a silkspun backpack(K), a silver two-handed sword, a small sack, a spirit sword, a stretched-flesh bag(K), a wanderer's
backpack(K), yellow-orange potion.
(303 H 1,006,200X): use spi
You wield a spirit sword.
(303 H 1,006,200X): who

Players currently online:
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[27:Bers] N Zerk the Half-Giant Tyrant (Dragon Warriors) [Brotherhood of Steel]
[20: F/T] N Jesse James the Kataran Weaponmaster/Guildmaster
[20:Cler] L Slim the Dwarven Earth Master (Gradius) [Short and Stout]
[27:Bers] N Dork the Half-Giant Clone of Zerk (Dragon Warriors)
[16:Cler] C Advan Yokohama the Human Ta'veren (Kamira) [Brotherhood of Steel]

(303 H 1,006,200X): say i shall kill my evil clone!
You say, "i shall kill my evil clone!".
(303 H 1,006,200X): l
Jesse cowers indignantly.
(303 H 1,006,200X):
Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Dork, Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(303 H 1,006,200X): Someone gave a cat o' nine tails to Dork.
(303 H 1,006,200X): Dork wields a cat o' nine tails.
(303 H 1,006,200X): scream
You scream in terror.
scream
(303 H 1,006,200X): You scream in terror.
scream
(303 H 1,006,200X): You scream in terror.
scream
(303 H 1,006,200X): scream
You scream in terror.
scream
(303 H 1,006,200X): You scream in terror.
(303 H 1,006,200X): scream
You scream in terror.
scream
(303 H 1,006,200X): You scream in terror.
(303 H 1,006,200X): scream
You scream in terror.
(303 H 1,006,200X): You scream in terror.
(303 H 1,006,200X): l
blink

Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Dork, Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(303 H 1,006,200X): You blink.
(303 H 1,006,200X): Dork goes berserk!
(303 H 1,006,200X): say that's cheat lol
You say, "that's cheat lol".
(303 H 1,006,200X): Dork has added you to his duel list.
### Dork and Zerk have entered a duel to the death!
(303 H 1,006,200X): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Dork, Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(303 H 1,006,200X): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Dork, Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(303 H 1,006,200X): gos roar
(Gossip) Zerk sent, "roar"
(303 H 1,006,200X): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Dork, Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(303 H 1,006,200X): Dork removed a cat o' nine tails.
(303 H 1,006,200X): point e
You point at the ethereal-shadow leggings.
(303 H 1,006,200X): wear all
You have nothing you can wear.
(303 H 1,006,200X): say u first
You say, "u first".
l
(303 H 1,006,200X):
Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Dork, Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(303 H 1,006,200X): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Dork, Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(303 H 1,006,200X): Dork wields a cat o' nine tails.
(303 H 1,006,200X): Jesse chuckles.
(303 H 1,006,200X): chu
You chuckle.
(303 H 1,006,200X): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Dork, Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(303 H 1,006,200X): Jesse points to the east.
(303 H 1,006,200X): Dork leaves east.
(303 H 1,006,200X): l

Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see Jesse James(sitting).
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

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(303 H 1,006,200X): Rage swells up inside you.
(303 H 1,006,200X): e
b dork
use ten dork

Kilborn Street

Obvious exits: north, south, west, stone door[c].
You see Dork.
You see a doctor, a surgeon.

Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 16 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 16 damage, he's unharmed.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 13 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 13 damage, he's relatively unscathed.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 12 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 12 damage, he's relatively unscathed.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 15 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 15 damage, he's a little battered.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 12 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 12 damage, he's a little battered.
(235 H 1,006,200X): You bash for 9 damage.
(235 H 1,006,200X): You cast a atrophy spell on Dork.
The spell did 42 damage.
Dork avoided full damage.
It squirms around in your hand.
(235 H 1,006,200X): e
b dork
use ten dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): You bash for 11 damage.
(235 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 1 more second.
(235 H 1,006,200X): e
b dork
use ten dork
Please wait 3 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): You cast a atrophy spell on Dork.
The spell did 45 damage.
Dork avoided full damage.
It squirms around in your hand.
(235 H 1,006,200X): e
b dork
use ten dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 1 more second.
(235 H 1,006,200X): It's used up.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
You cleaved Dork for 32 damage.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
k dork
(235 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
k dork
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 1 more second.
k dork
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 1 more second.
k dork
(235 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 1 more second.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 1 more second.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
CRITICAL HIT!
You cleaved Dork for 96 damage.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 3 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 3 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 3 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 3 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
(235 H 1,006,200X): b dirk
Dork bashed you for 11 damage.
(224 H 1,006,200X): That isn't here.
(224 H 1,006,200X): b dirk
That isn't here.
b dirk
(224 H 1,006,200X): That isn't here.
(224 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 4 more seconds.
(237 H 1,006,200X): Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 18 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 18 damage, he's getting bruised.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 15 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 15 damage, he's getting bruised.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 10 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 10 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 12 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 12 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 11 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 11 damage, he's noticeably bleeding.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 7 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 7 damage, he's having some trouble.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 14 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 14 damage, he's having some trouble.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 11 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 11 damage, he doesn't look too good.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 16 damage!
Dorb dork
k hit Zerk for 16 damage, he doesn't look too good.
(123 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
(123 H 1,006,200X): b dork
b dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(123 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(123 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
b dork
(123 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
b dork
(123 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
b dork
(123 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 1 more second.
b dork
(123 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 1 more second.
b dork
(123 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 1 more second.
(123 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 1 more second.
(123 H 1,006,200X): Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 18 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 18 damage, he doesn't look too good.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 9 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 9 damage, he's beginning to stagger.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 7 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 7 damage, he's beginning to stagger.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 16 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 16 damage, he has some nasty wounds.
The doctor casts a mend-wounds spell on Dork.
(73 H 1,006,200X): CRITICAL BASH!
You bash for 52 damage.
b dork
(73 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(73 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(73 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 2 more seconds.
(73 H 1,006,200X): k dork
k dork
Please wait 1 more second.
(73 H 1,006,200X): k dork
You cleaved Dork for 36 damage.
(73 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 3 more seconds.
k dork
(73 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
(73 H 1,006,200X): k dork
Please wait 3 more seconds.
k dork
(73 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
(73 H 1,006,200X): Please wait 3 more seconds.
(73 H 1,006,200X): l dork
You see Dork the Half-Giant Clone of Zerk.
You cleaved the ebon demonwolf for 588 damage.
He is bleeding awfully from big wounds.
On body: an imperial ruby encrusted chestplate
On arms: some ethereal-shadow sleeves
On legs: some gorgon scale leggings
On neck: a Kesh yeti cloak
On hands: some glacier-studded gloves
On head: a troll grand helm
On waist: an ice-encrusted silk
On feet: some gorgon scale boots
On face: a bronze dragonscale faceguard
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an alanthium corbite ring
On finger: an astral driftmetal ring
On finger: a blacksand signet ring
On finger: a mithril ring of protection
On finger: a ring of protection
On finger: a ring of protection
Shield: a mithril-plated buckler
Wielded: a cat o' nine tails
(73 H 1,006,200X): k dork
You cleaved Dork for 35 damage.
(73 H 1,006,200X): Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 15 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 15 damage, he has some nasty wounds.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 14 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 14 damage, he isn't going to last much longer.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 12 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 12 damage, he isn't going to last much longer.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 15 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 15 damage, he isn't going to last much longer.
Dork attacked you!
Dork whipped you for 16 damage!
Dork hit Zerk for 16 damage, he is about to die!
(1 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 2 more seconds.
(1 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 1 more second.
b dork
(1 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 1 more second.
(1 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Please wait 1 more second.
(1 H 1,006,200X): b dork
You bash for 11 damage.
You killed Dork.
get gold
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### Sadly, Dork was killed by Zerk in a duel.
Dork is knocked unconscious!
(1 H 1,006,200X): b dork
Dork just lost a duel!
You can't attack him right now.
(1 H 1,006,200X): That isn't here.
(1 H 1,006,200X): b dork
You didn't find anything.
(1 H 1,006,200X): Dork just lost a duel!
You can't attack him right now.
(1 H 1,006,200X): Dork just lost a duel!
You can't attack him right now.
(1 H 1,006,200X): Jesse faints.
(1 H 1,006,200X): gos woot
(Gossip) Zerk sent, "woot"
(1 H 1,006,200X): gos 1 hp
(Gossip) Zerk sent, "1 hp"
(1 H 1,006,200X): gos lol
(Gossip) Zerk sent, "lol"
(1 H 1,006,200X): Jesse casts a vigor spell on Dork.
(1 H 1,006,200X): l

Kilborn Street

Obvious exits: north, south, west, stone door[c].
You see Dork(unconscious), Jesse James.
You see a doctor, a surgeon.

(1 H 1,006,200X): Jesse casts a vigor spell on Dork.
(1 H 1,006,200X): (Gossip) Someone sent, "laugh"
(1 H 1,006,200X): Dork wakes up.
(14 H 1,006,200X): (Gossip) Someone sent, "damn telnet"
(14 H 1,006,200X): gos death to my evil twin
(Gossip) Zerk sent, "death to my evil twin"
(14 H 1,006,200X): w

Highport Municipal Clinic

Obvious exits: east.
You see three doctors.
You see a Clinic Staff Sign, an anatomy book, a copper wand, some ethereal-shadow leggings, some glacier-studded gloves, an idriss key, two ivory coral wands, a jewel of safety, a piece of
Bandit's shit, a piece of Karen's shit, a piece of Mirage's shit, a piece of Slayyer's shit, a puddle of Ebon's piss, a short gold wand, two voodoo
nullifying wands, two wand of earth summonings, a wood stick.

(14 H 1,006,200X): Dork just arrived.
who
(14 H 1,006,200X):
Players currently online:
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[27:Bers] N Zerk the Half-Giant Tyrant (Dragon Warriors) [Brotherhood of Steel]
[20: F/T] C Jesse James the Kataran Weaponmaster/Guildmaster
[20:Cler] L Slim the Dwarven Earth Master (Gradius) [Short and Stout]
[27:Bers] N Dork the Half-Giant Clone of Zerk (Dragon Warriors)
[16:Cler] C Advan Yokohama the Human Ta'veren (Kamira) [Brotherhood of Steel]

(14 H 1,006,200X): Jesse just arrived.
(14 H 1,006,200X): Jesse takes a seat.
(14 H 1,006,200X): Someone failed the touch of death on Zerk.

(14 H 1,006,200X): Jesse casts a vigor spell on Dork.
(14 H 1,006,200X): Someone says, "wtf".
(14 H 1,006,200X): Jesse casts a vigor spell on Dork.
(14 H 1,006,200X): Someone says, "god damn stupid code".
(14 H 1,006,200X): Someone fatally wounds Zerk.
Someone killed you.
### Sadly, Zerk was killed by Someone.

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