Here's a drinking story for you all:

Once a pon a time....

On a dark and stormy night...

I got drunker then crap at my brothers house... Well I was to wasted to even walk home, let alone drive anywhere except into a phone pole.

So I decided to sleep at my brothers house. The guest bed is in the attic. There's maybe 15 stairs leading up to it. At the base of the stairs theres a door.

So anyhoo. I go in the door, close it and proceed up the stairs. 3/4 the way up the staircase I fell.
Backwards I went down maybe 9 stairs and exploded out of the door at the base of the stairs.

I was fine... Thanks for asking.

But the door wasn't.

Now when I drink at my bro's house they put me on the couch.

Was a funny story I was thinken about and I figured some of you might appreciate it. Just try to imagine someone exploding out of a door after a 9 step fall. It's quite the spectacle.

Cheers!

Here's a drinking story, 6 years ago I tried going quervo shot for shot with gank. Here's the tale of the tape:

Howwy - 17 years old 5"6 140lbs (at the time)
Gank - 20 years old 6"5 240+lbs (at the time)

Round 1:

6 shots each in a minute

Round 2:

Howwy goes upstairs and falls off the top bunk

Round 3:

Gank continues partying and hangs out with his girlfriend

Round 4:

Howwy wakes up with his pants half down hugging the toilet.

Round 5:

Bottle of tylenol gets pwnt while gank laughs.

Ding ding! Gank wins!

wow lightweight.

the worst i have ever been is when i was 19. i had been drinking most of the night and i was trying to get someone to take a shot for shot bet but he wouldn't so i was calling him a pussy etc. so he tells me chug this entire bottle of tequila and ill give you $500. so what do i do? i poured that shit in a beer bong and fucking took it. laff. i have never been so insanely drunk in my life. needless to say i did not touch alcohol for like 6 months after that.

Lucky you survived. Alcohol poisoning is not something friendly to play with.

yea my friends shoulda taken me to the hospital but they were all drunk and we were underage. oh well. i got a strong liver i geuss. ive calmed down a bit in the last 5 years