Stupid, but FTW

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Jacko
Stupid, but FTW
Friday, May 9th, 2008 at 3:04 am
You are in the shoppe of the infamous Rollo the Fencer.
Rollo deals with all kinds of scum on the docks. He has
many connections. His shoppe is one of the most well known
fencing operations in all of Highport. Apparently, he pays
the Guard quite well to leave him alone. It is rumored
that he has several city council members in his pocket too.
You can deal with Rollo, but it is at your own risk.
Obvious exits: out.
You see Rollo the Fencer.

(46 H 23 M): You return to your natural form.
Stun cast on Rollo the Fencer.
(46 H 13 M): (Gossip) Duff sent, "lol"
You cough heavily as you attack.
You only managed to score a glancing blow!
You impaled Rollo the Fencer for 8 damage.
(46 H 13 M): Please wait 3.7 more seconds.
(46 H 13 M): Please wait 0.2 more seconds.
(46 H 13 M): Rollo the Fencer deftly dodges your attack.
(46 H 13 M): Your death-sickness causes you to vomit. EWWW.
You become disoriented.
(46 H 13 M): Please wait 2.9 more seconds.
(46 H 13 M): Please wait 1.4 more seconds.
(46 H 13 M): You don't see that here.
(46 H 13 M): Please wait 0.2 more seconds.
(46 H 13 M): You cough heavily as you attack.
You impaled Rollo the Fencer for 14 damage.
(46 H 13 M): Please wait 3.7 more seconds.
(46 H 13 M): Please wait 0.3 more seconds.
(46 H 13 M): You cough heavily as you attack.
You missed.
(46 H 13 M): Please wait 3.7 more seconds.
(46 H 13 M): Rollo the Fencer hit you for 26 damage.
Your cloth sleeves just got a little more scratched.
(20 H 13 M): Please wait 3.3 more seconds.
(20 H 13 M): Please wait 2.3 more seconds.
(20 H 13 M): The Gilded Edge arrives at Highport.
(20 H 13 M): Stun cast on Rollo the Fencer.
(20 H 3 M): (Gossip) Duff sent, "dying 15times=free restore"
(20 H 3 M): Please wait 0.1 more seconds.
(20 H 3 M): You cough heavily as you attack.
You only managed to score a glancing blow!
You stabbed Rollo the Fencer for 8 damage.
(20 H 3 M): Please wait 3.7 more seconds.
(20 H 3 M): Please wait 0.3 more seconds.
(20 H 3 M): You cough heavily as you attack.
You only managed to score a glancing blow!
You stabbed Rollo the Fencer for 8 damage.
(20 H 3 M): Please wait 3.8 more seconds.
(20 H 3 M): Please wait 1.9 more seconds.
(20 H 3 M): Please wait 1.6 more seconds.
(20 H 3 M): Vigor spell cast.
(30 H 1 M): Please wait 0.1 more seconds.
(30 H 1 M): You cough heavily as you attack.
Rollo the Fencer easily dodges your attack.
(30 H 1 M): Please wait 3.8 more seconds.
(30 H 1 M): Please wait 0.7 more seconds.
(30 H 1 M): Please wait 0.4 more seconds.
(30 H 1 M): You don't see that here.
(30 H 1 M): CRITICAL hit!
You stabbed Rollo the Fencer for 66 damage.
(30 H 1 M): Please wait 2.7 more seconds.
Rollo the Fencer hit you for 29 damage.
Your cloth sleeves just got a little more scratched.
Your practice pays off, you have become better at Cloth Armor!
(1 H 1 M): Please wait 2.3 more seconds.
(1 H 1 M): Please wait 0.7 more seconds.
(1 H 1 M): Please wait 0.4 more seconds.
(1 H 1 M): You impaled Rollo the Fencer for 14 damage.
You killed Rollo the Fencer.
You gain 250 experience for the death of Rollo the Fencer.
Rollo the Fencer was carrying: a double-bladed axe, 83 gold coins.

Jacko
Re: Stupid, but FTW
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
(22 H 0 M): Please wait 0.1 more seconds.
(22 H 0 M): The metaphysicist casts a engulf spell on you for 42 damage.
You avoided full damage!
(1 H 0 M): CRITICAL hit!
You slashed the metaphysicist for 51 damage.
You killed the metaphysicist.
You gain 156 experience for the death of the metaphysicist.
The metaphysicist was carrying: 274 gold coins.
(1 H 0 M): The metaphysicist won't let you take anything.

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